I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
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Fuck you goat man
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Some of the most brilliant minds in comedy and Jack Johnson.
"Tina and I used to look at each other before “Update” and also laugh at our crazy lives. We would whisper, “We fooled them!” Sometimes I would pat her knee."- Amy Poehler, Yes Please (via jell-o-shot)
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“Mater is dead. She joined the pirates - told me she’ll bring back so much drachmae, we could swim in it! B-but one day, she came back, misthios. Her favorite white robe was all red, and she told me to take care of myself and make more friends. But… I’ve never had any friends. I didn’t know what she meant. So I thought really, reaaaaaaally hard, and made my friends out of clay. Did I make a mistake?”
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It is well documented that tens of thousands of American vets are homeless and twenty or more veterans commit suicide daily, veterans have even been deported, but the Army wants you to think it’s failure in bringing in recruits is the fault of a “strong” economy. Pfft.
When I found this out I told everyone I knew. The military preys on the poor and on people who feel like they have no where to go, gives them something like a family, then sends them to do unutterable shit, then dumps them when they’re no longer necessary.
Sadly true, they got my ass
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BEST. VIDEO. EVER.
Credit to HARLEIVY
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